Annoying Teddy


Once you press the button on Annoying Teddy, it does not stop singing “Happy Birthday” on repeat, and has to be slapped or whipped against a wall to turn it off.

Sexy Boobie Sucker


You might be out in your yard on a beautiful spring day, drinking some beer or soda, and think, “I wish my beer or soda could be sexier. I wish I could suck it out of a plastic boobie.” Wish no longer, my friend.

Fat Old Fred


You couldn’t have thought of a SLIGHTLY better name for a medically-useful CPR training dummy than Fat Old Fred? No? Okay.

(Fat Old Fred is from the creators of the Infant Circumcision Trainer, which is exactly what you think it is.)

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