6 October, 2019
6 October, 2019
5 October, 2019
In an apparent attempt to create the world’s worst alarm clock, the makers of the Secret Agent Alarm Clock created a gun-shaped clock that requires you to depress the trigger to view the time. It’s somehow even less convenient than the alarm clock that flies into the air, emitting a piercing shriek until you plug it back into the base. But it comes with the added bonus of being shaped like a gun, to allow you to be “accidentally” shot by a cop, should you travel with it or have it nearby when they kick your door down without knocking.
3 October, 2019
If you want to let Foodie Dice determine what hip combination of ingredients you should use in your next meal, then go for it. But for my money, the hottest foodie dice you can roll is going to one of your city’s food trucks. Will your artisanally-brilled dog dick give you salmonella? Will it cost $14 or will you luck out and pay only $11? Will you have to wait 30 minutes, or will you get it in a jiffy?
(A jiffy is a food truck term for 22 minutes.)
2 October, 2019
I can show you almost nothing of this box here on my actual blog (go to the product listing if you’re ready for the hilarity of the actual picture) but I can describe it: a dong, with a tiny butt on the end of the dong, with a big hole in the tiny butt.
1 October, 2019
The Photojojo Spy Lens lets you photograph subjects at a 90° angle from the way your phone is pointing, so they won’t be able to tell you’re taking a picture of them. It would be easy to play it off as a harmless toy, but the manufacturer’s own pictures show it being used to take a picture of someone on a public bus without their knowledge, as well as someone hanging it around the corner of a locker room, complete with creepy grin.
30 September, 2019
The Nicodemus Coffin Bed is a padded coffin whose slogan is, according to the product listing, “Why buy a casket for just one day?” In case you thought it was just a bed, they add “Use it as a coffin when the time arises.” It looks less comfortable than the quilted, padded Star Legacy Deluxe Casket, but at least it’s not the $59 corrugated-cardboard special.