The Victorian Doghouse


Your dog is probably tired of living in a regular doghouse that costs a regular amount of money. Why not treat him or her to this ten-foot-wide victorian doghouse? Sure, the price is insane, but it ships for free.

F*ck You, 2016


The idea that horrible things actually happen in the world is now, somehow, a meme. There was “2016 Sucked”, and now there’s the cutesy-asterisked “F*ck You, 2016″ book, an unnecessary look back at very recent events that happened prior to last week. People walk among us, shocked that celebrities die and that evil and greed prosper, unaware that even a cursory knowledge of history would show this to be the natural order of society. Your great-grandchildren may be the ones to fight future-corporations, fighting the same uphill battle against the hyper-rich we’ve been fighting forever, as those around them wear silken holographic jumpsuits printed with “2087 Sucked.”* Or maybe they’ll be in the jumpsuits themselves, chanting “2088 Will Be Better,” alone in their living cubes, as the clock ticks over to midnight, confetti spraying across the inside of their VR goggles.

*2087 Sucked is the exclusive trademark of Walmart-TimeWarner-Apple Inc.

Happy 2017


I love making fun of the “happy new year” sunglasses, because they’re always poorly designed, and can be used only one time, ever. But these are particularly bad, since they’re clearly a design from 2010 with a seven stuck on the end.

The Worst Things For Sale: The Show

If you’ve enjoyed reading The Worst Things For Sale this year, please consider chipping in $0.10 a day to our Patreon fundraiser. If we reach our next funding goal, we’ll make a Worst Things For Sale video series. Details are on the Patreon page.

We do, as the Seattle Times pointed out in their interview with me last week, make a small amount of money from Amazon and advertisements, but The Worst Things For Sale, and our daily comics, are primarily funded through Patreon - even a few cents a day helps us keep this going.

Reversible USB Cable


In theory, this reversible USB cable might be handy, if you have trouble plugging in a regular USB cable due to the fact that there’s a right-side-up and a wrong-side-up. But looking at the end of a cable before you plug it in is free, and so is using a marker to put a dot on the right-side-up side of the USB cable you already own.

The Best Things For Sale: 2016

Since I’ve started this site, I’ve gotten people responding “More like the BEST thing for sale!” to many of the items I’ve posted here. Presented below is a graph of the “best” things for sale, as ranked by readers’ responses via Facebook, Twitter, and email.

Have one to add to the list? Join the Worst Things For Sale Facebook page, follow us on Twitter at @TWTFSale, or write Drew at


Fuck Off Socks
Jeff Goldblum Shower Curtain
Macho Man Vs. Jesus Pillowcase
Swear-Word Coloring Book
Pizza Pouch
Cat Mask
Senior Woman With Asthma
Electro Deflecto Tin Foil Hat
Bacon Chocolate Oreos
Petchup, The Ketchup For Dogs
Beer-iodic Table
Oregon Patriots Occupied My Butt
Your New Nude Grandmother
Lap Mug

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