The fun part about making rubber band guns is that you use crap that’s in your desk for free, like old pens or paperclips. This super-expensive “Devastator” rubber-band gun allows you to bypass ingenuity and fun with a large sum of money, which, if you think about it, neatly describes most aspects of our modern world.
You can buy a less egregious wooden rubber-band gun for $5.75 if you look around for a second, but again, if you might get zero-toleranced for anything that even resembles a gun, you might want to go with the pens-and-paperclips for the sake of plausible deniability.
The “Better Muffin Pan” is by the makers of the brownie pan with extra edges I wrote about, and it’s just about as dumbassed. For $35, you get a muffin pan that holds 12 muffins. The muffin cups are closer to each other, but it doesn’t matter, because you can fit two standard 12-muffin pans into a standard 24″ oven rack (they’re 11″ wide.) This pan is 12.4″ wide, which means you can only fit one per oven rack. It’s functionally less dense than a regular 12-muffin pan, and four times as expensive.
I have now written two separate blog articles that used basic math to debunk this company’s products. Give up Baker’s Edge! You suck at baking.
This book is written for people who can’t believe there’s a town in Newfoundland called Dildo, or that there’s a Pee Pee Township in southern Ohio, or that Louisiana has a Lake Cock. It follows “Squaw Tit To Whorehouse Meadow”, a book written four years earlier, which covered most of the same booby-poop territory. It is followed by “From Pie Town To Yum Yum”, a more recent book about the same topic. These are by three different authors, by the way.
But think about it. The words are funny! The town is really horney!! It’s Horneytown!!!! (opens container in fridge) OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS BUTTER BUT IT’S MARGARINE AND I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The ChiliPad seems like a good idea. It lets you selectively heat and cool two halves of your bed. It’s $399, which is a little bit insane for a bed-sized blob of water, so I read the reviews, which said:
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