Monthly Archives: December 2016

Wu-Tang Is For The Children


Writing a children’s book about the Wu-Tang Clan is inappropriate to begin with, but if you read the author’s summary of the Wu-Tang Clan, it’s clear that no one involved in the process of “Hip Hop: Wu-Tang Clan” fact-checked the book or listened to the Wu-Tang Clan before publishing it. After all, even the least-knowledgeable listener would understand that Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with.

(That second link goes to a Wu-Tang towel, by the way.)

The Pooch Power Shovel


The Pooch Power Shovel is a shit-vacuum, which is to say it has an electric motor that vacuums up dog shit. However, according to reviews, the motor isn’t powerful enough to actually do this, so in order to use it, you have to manually shovel the turds into the hole at the bottom. Like Poop Freeze, it’s another non-solution to the world’s oldest dog problem.

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