Intended for use at work, or anywhere else you’d be sleeping in a chair with your head on a desk, the Ostrich Pillow allows you sleep with your hands and head inside of a cloth bag. I’m not sure I could sleep with my hot, carbon-dioxidey breath recirculating around my face, but the world is a big place, and there’s plenty of room for sleeping that way.
You might think “World’s Sexiest Coroner” would have the smallest possible target market, but given that there are are thousands of coroners, and only 8 known living people who are age 114 or above, the “114 Years Old” shirt probably sells exactly zero units a year.
Men’s Manner Patches are adhesive pads you stick over your male nipples to keep them from showing through your clothing. It is the opposite of this shirt, which may or may not be safe for work depending on whether men’s nipples are OK for you to see at your job.
This adult lubrication product (not safe for work, obviously, and I’m not including a pic here for that reason) boasts a realistic smell. You know, for all those occasions when you need a dash of bleach mixed with dead-fish-on-the-beach.
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