Monthly Archives: December 2016

Anal’s Room


Hey, you can have your own room for it if you want. Putting a sign on the door might be a bit much, is all.

Sleep Inside Your Pillow


Intended for use at work, or anywhere else you’d be sleeping in a chair with your head on a desk, the Ostrich Pillow allows you sleep with your hands and head inside of a cloth bag. I’m not sure I could sleep with my hot, carbon-dioxidey breath recirculating around my face, but the world is a big place, and there’s plenty of room for sleeping that way.

Men’s Manner Patch


Men’s Manner Patches are adhesive pads you stick over your male nipples to keep them from showing through your clothing. It is the opposite of this shirt, which may or may not be safe for work depending on whether men’s nipples are OK for you to see at your job.


This adult lubrication product (not safe for work, obviously, and I’m not including a pic here for that reason) boasts a realistic smell. You know, for all those occasions when you need a dash of bleach mixed with dead-fish-on-the-beach.

CUBE: The Color Digitizer


CUBE is a “color digitizer” that connects to your phone and “captures” the color of any surface you put it on. In other words… it’s a camera.

If you think that’s ridiculous, its competitor, an octagon called Nix (no, I’m not kidding) is three times the price of CUBE.

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